Started by: robotspacerTopic: CELEBRITIES WITH PHONES01-30-03 12:50
robotspacer - posted 01-15-03 11:03 ET (US)
HERE'S BJORK WITH A PHONE



REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE TALKED ON THE PHONE IN HACKERS?



YEAH THAT WAS SWEET.

MORE CELEBRITIES WITH PHONES:
http://rtf.kracked.com/cwp.html
robotspacer - posted 01-15-03 11:07 ET (US)
PHONE LICKING IS A POPULAR SPORT IN EUROPE



I THINK SHE IS GOING FOR THE THREE POINT CONVERSION
robotspacer - posted 01-15-03 11:13 ET (US)
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SUPERMAN WOULD NEED TO USE THE TELEPHONE, BUT HE DID

robotspacer - posted 01-15-03 11:24 ET (US)
"HEY JUNIOR, IT'S FOR YOU"



"MY NAME IS INDIANA!"
robotspacer - posted 01-15-03 11:28 ET (US)
THIS INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR SURVIVES ON A DIET OF CELL PHONE ANTENNAS

robotspacer - posted 01-15-03 11:33 ET (US)
MAN, I THOUGHT PHONES WERE COOLER IN THE FUTURE

http://cwp_patrickstewart3.jpg

'BEAM ME UP SCOTTY. OH WAIT"
robotspacer - posted 01-15-03 11:34 ET (US)
OOPS I FUCKED THAT ONE UP REAL GOOD

robotspacer - posted 01-15-03 11:37 ET (US)
WILL SMITH IS ACTUALLY VERY SMALL, AND DOES NOT WEAR PANTS



IN MOVIES WHEN HE'S TALL AND HAS PANTS, IT'S ALL SPECIAL EFFECTS
robotspacer - posted 01-15-03 11:44 ET (US)
MISTER T IS GOING TO BUST HEADS IF HE DOESN'T GET SOME GOLDFISH FOOD, STAT



THIS IS MURDOCK HITTING UP HANNIBAL FOR BAIL MONEY AFTER B.A. BUSTED UP THE WAL-MART LOOKING FOR GOLDFISH FOOD

robotspacer - posted 01-15-03 11:45 ET (US)
"YOU HAD ME AT 'WOULD YOU LIKE TO ACCEPT A COLLECT CALL'"

brian_away - posted 01-15-03 11:48 ET (US)




CROSSING MY FINGERS
brian_away - posted 01-15-03 11:48 ET (US)
BINGO.

P.S. THANKS PLATYPUSS_BUTT FOR HOSTING
robotspacer - posted 01-15-03 11:53 ET (US)
FAMOUS PEOPLE LOVE GETTING TOGETHER TO DRINK BOTTLED WATER AND TALK ON PHONES

robotspacer - posted 01-15-03 11:56 ET (US)
"NO, HE SAYS IT'S THE ONE THAT SAYS 'BAD MOTHERFUCKER' ON IT"

Ankle - posted 01-15-03 11:57 ET (US)
robotspacer - posted 01-16-03 12:00 ET (US)
THIS TELEPHONE IS ACTUALLY AN ALIEN MONSTER, AND IT IS SUCKING HER BRAINS OUT OF HER EAR

X-Girl - posted 01-16-03 12:04 ET (US)
OMG I LOVE THIS THREAD

robotspacer - posted 01-16-03 12:13 ET (US)
THESE TWO GUYS NAMED JOHN HAVE VERY SENSITIVE PHONES SO THEY HAVE TO HOLD THEM REAL FAR AWAY WHEN THEY ARE TALKING

robotspacer - posted 01-16-03 12:21 ET (US)
"HI, IS THIS THE FUTURE? YEAH OK GOOD. I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU NEVER PUT NIPPLES ON MY COSTUME."

robotspacer - posted 01-16-03 12:32 ET (US)
"I CAN'T FIND MY PANTS"
"YOU DON'T WEAR PANTS"
"OH YEAH"



HOLY CRAP IT SAYS X-GIRL ON THE WALL
catch__elise - posted 01-16-03 12:58 ET (US)
dear mike,

possibly your best thread ever, after the stinking v. poking bot thread. much appreciation.

love,
pam
s0nya - posted 01-16-03 1:07 ET (US)
i really enjoyed this thread also. =)
Rawdyernsole - posted 01-16-03 1:22 ET (US)
phones



more phones




attached to celebrities








with mike's commentary!
griffin_ - posted 01-16-03 1:33 ET (US)
mad props brah
chainsawkitten - posted 01-16-03 1:40 ET (US)
ha i was tempted to try and pass off the formerly infamous pic of me on the phone as a celebrity pic.

wouldn't work.
robotspacer - posted 01-16-03 2:48 ET (US)


"I'VE GOT THIS BOX I NEED SHIPPED TO THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD. YEAH I NEED IT THERE EXACTLY AT FIVE. OK GREAT."

robotspacer - posted 01-16-03 2:59 ET (US)
* MY BAD YO, SEVEN O' CLOCK


"NO KIEFER THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO TALK"

robotspacer - posted 01-16-03 4:02 ET (US)
"HELLO 911? YES I'VE GOT THIS THING GROWING ON MY FOREHEAD. OH WAIT PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I HAVE SEX WITH THIS PHONE"

robotspacer - posted 01-17-03 12:02 ET (US)
OK WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PUT A PHONE IN THIS DUDE'S SHOE?



"HEY, I THINK THAT'S THE SECRET AGENT"
"HOW CAN YOU TELL?"
"HE'S ONLY GOT ONE SHOE ON"
robotspacer - posted 01-17-03 12:11 ET (US)
"I'VE GOTTA GO NOW, MISTER ED SAYS HE'LL BITE MY EAR OFF UNLESS I EAT THIS TELEPHONE."

DGC-24711 - posted 01-17-03 3:50 ET (US)
Will is using a rotary phone. Wicked.
Choked - posted 01-17-03 5:08 ET (US)
WOW NATALIE AND HER ASS AGAIN

:0
robotspacer - posted 01-29-03 11:04 ET (US)


"OH MAN CHICKS WILL DIG ME IF I STAND HERE LIKE THIS AND TALK ON MY CELL PHONE"
robotspacer - posted 01-29-03 11:05 ET (US)
I THINK THIS IS JODIE FOSTER.
I THINK SHE IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE MATRIX.

DPEKEH - posted 01-29-03 11:10 ET (US)
mulder is so hawt

this thread is great
<3
interesting_drug - posted 01-29-03 11:32 ET (US)
remember the 900 numbers you used to be able to call to "talk to" celebrities? there was an mc hammer one, a new kids one, i think even a marky mark one.
untouchableface - posted 01-29-03 11:35 ET (US)
that is not jodie foster!


but whoever it is is fucking hot
X-Girl - posted 01-30-03 12:50 ET (US)
i think it might be cate blanchett?
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 05-10-03 10:11 PST (US)


"NO THE PHONE IS NOT DOWN THERE, MRS. PEEL."
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 05-10-03 10:17 PST (US)
THIS ONE TIME THEY MADE A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE ABOUT A GUY ON THE PHONE

Choked - posted 05-10-03 10:18 PST (US)
WHAT A CUTE PICTURE OF BJORK :(((
NihilSum - posted 05-10-03 10:21 PST (US)
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 05-10-03 10:22 PST (US)
PHONES ARE NOT BONES



BENJI, PLEASE DO NOT EAT THE PHONE
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 05-10-03 10:24 PST (US)


"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE PHONES"
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 05-10-03 10:25 PST (US)
NihilSum - posted 05-10-03 10:26 PST (US)

Is this Pizza Hut? 3 orders of sushi please.
FugiFilm - posted 05-10-03 10:27 PST (US)
this thread is PURE GENIUS!!!


: )

<3

robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 05-10-03 10:29 PST (US)


"THERE IS THIS AWESOME FEATURE IN WINDOWS 95--IF YOU PRESS CONTROL-ALT-F7 YOU CAN TAKE OVER THE INTERNET!! THIS PREMISE IS SO BELIEVABLE I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT IT"
vanessa_is_stellar - posted 05-10-03 10:36 PST (US)
i thoroughly enjoy this thread
NihilSum - posted 05-10-03 10:39 PST (US)

Agent Krajicek from the X Files
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 05-10-03 10:40 PST (US)


"PLEASE TELL JANE ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING WORKOUT VIDEOS ALREADY"
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 05-10-03 10:44 PST (US)


"HEY. HOW YOU DOING? I AM JOHN FUCKING CUSACK, THAT'S HOW I'M DOING."
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 05-10-03 10:50 PST (US)


"911? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS."
the_trickster - posted 05-10-03 10:55 PST (US)
AHAHAHA
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 05-10-03 10:59 PST (US)


THIS LITTLE DUDE IS STARTING YOUNG
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 05-10-03 11:04 PST (US)


RUSSIA'S POPULAR MOVIE STARS LOVE PHONES ALSO
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 05-10-03 11:11 PST (US)


"JESUS CHRIST, I AM JUST TRYING TO ORDER A FUCKING PIZZA"
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 05-12-03 7:46 PST (US)


"YES I'M SURE YOUR PHONE SWALLOWING ACT IS SPECTACULAR, BUT CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY GOD DAMN PHONE BACK?"
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 05-12-03 7:51 PST (US)


"FIVE BUCKS. THAT'S ALL I'M OFFERING. I HATE THAT FUCKING KID."
griffin_ - posted 05-12-03 8:00 PST (US)
i still love this thread
X-Girl - posted 05-12-03 8:02 PST (US)
this thread must never die
xcaffinatedx - posted 05-12-03 8:02 PST (US)
AJ IS MY HERO!
m-brown - posted 05-12-03 8:06 PST (US)
+++
xcaffinatedx - posted 05-12-03 8:12 PST (US)










discostu - posted 05-12-03 8:16 PST (US)
BEST THREAD EVER!














EVER!


discostu - posted 05-12-03 8:27 PST (US)
also, i haven't laughed this hard since.... um.... yesterday.
Natasha - posted 05-12-03 8:35 PST (US)
ha, "dont answer the phone" was a most rediculous 70's horror movie with absolutely nothing to do with phones, and everything to do with naked high school girls.
pornflakes - posted 04-19-04 9:30 PST (US)


WHY YES, I AM UNSATISFIED WITH MY CURRENT LONG DISTANCE PLAN!










THIS BUMPS 4 U MIKE <3
X-Girl - posted 04-19-04 9:32 PST (US)
i am sad the pictures don;t work :(
chris_coldmiser - posted 04-19-04 9:36 PST (US)
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 05-10-03 10:44 PST (US)


"HEY. HOW YOU DOING? I AM JOHN FUCKING CUSACK, THAT'S HOW I'M DOING."




haha
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 04-19-04 9:45 PST (US)
hahhhaha GOD THIS THREAD WAS SO GREAT :( :( :(
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 04-19-04 9:55 PST (US)
OH OH DUDE
robotspacer - has the kung fu chop - posted 04-19-04 9:59 PST (US)
http://log.tenseforms.com/robotspacer/uploads/celebritieswithphones/ !!!!!!!!!
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